A bee just stung me!
Knock knock Who's there?
You are presently leasing allotment 2 at the Burgunderweg in Boxfelde. Said allotment has not been managed since a long time, weeds have spread all over the whole parcel and have soared. The fence is not in order, and the whole allotment makes an unesthetic impression. We have to assume that you are no longer interested in leasing the parcel, and we will give it away to someone else, unless you object prior to the 25th of this month, and the allotment is put in order until that date. Please take care of the removal of this nuisance, and give us further notice.
Thanks to Hedgewizard for finding this YouTube clip of comic Eddie Izzard talking about beekeeping. My sister Lindsey and her husband Andrew keep quoting this at me every time I mention bees, but I'd never seen the clip before. Now I know what they're going on about.
Our best hope was that we could have remained on the Olympic site in the course of the Olympics, but that seems no longer feasible, if it ever was. We shall now go into temporary exile for seven years, and then return to an Olympics legacy site once the games are over.