I've been trying to post a YouTube clip of a classic Morecambe and Wise sketch, Eric and the Bee. But YouTube isn't playing ball, so here's the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EztaBXod2no&NR=1Knowing my luck six blog posts will appear in two hours' time of the clip I was trying to post...
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and in a similar music hall vein..
a man walks into a record shop, he says 'I'd like to buy a record please. It's wasp music.'
'Beg your pardon?' says the assistant, 'it's what??'
'Wasp music!' says the man. 'I heard it on the radio this morning, it's great!'
'erm... I don't think we have that' says the assistant, looking at him funny... 'I've Adam and the Ants, if that's any good?'
'nah', says the man.
'Buddy Holly and the Crickets?'
'nope, I'm sure it was definately wasp music!'
'ok, hang on', says the assistant, and goes rummaging around through the old vinyl gathering dust under the counter. 'Ooooh!' he suddenly cries 'I think this might be it! It's got a big picture of a wasp on the front cover, it must be the one!'
'Mmmm, I'm not sure' says the man 'you couldn't just put it on the turntable for a second and let me hear a bit, just to be certain could you?'
'Fine, whatever', says the increasingly disgruntled assistant, and drops it onto the record deck.
a sound of 'BZZZZbzzzBZZZ' comes out of the speakers...
'I'm still not sure that was quite it, you know?' says the man.
'oh sod, sorry' says the assistant, 'I've put it on the B side.....'
Andrew
Car stops....
A bee flies in and sits on steering wheel.
"What's up?" said the bee.
"Out of gas" said the bloke.
"Hang on", said the bee, "I'll get my mates
Suddenly a swarm of bees appear and they zoom under and around the car. then they swarmed away except for the first bee
"OK, try to start it now" said the bee. Bloke turns key and car starts immediately
"Hey" he said .... What did you put in the tank?
"Why, BP of course"
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